The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive.
Also pretty lucky for them.
Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with?
Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers.
“Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off. I’ve got the toe clippers right here.”
— Jerry Seinfeld
