Pam Beesley: The thing about Jim is… when he’s excited about something- like the Office Olympics- he gets really into it and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here so… that hardly ever happens.
Pam Beesley: I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn’t like to gamble. Of course by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn’t smack her.
Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam Beesley: Why would you wanna raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.